i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
