Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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