? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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