How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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