i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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