did you get engaged???
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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