Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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