god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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