yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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