K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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