I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
