can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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