just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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