just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Randomize
