People with herpes should wear stickers.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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