This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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