also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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