Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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