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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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