Tell her she can't have a vagina
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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