Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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