Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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