Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
