another moral hangover. fuck.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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