I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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