PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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