all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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