He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
too bad you live with your parents still
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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