so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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