all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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