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We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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