just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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