Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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