i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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