i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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