So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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