Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
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