Having a random hookup so left but love u
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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