my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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