he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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