i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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