What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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