waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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