Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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