He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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