I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Come on in and take your pants off
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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