I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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