glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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