Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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