Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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